m-ignon:

dreamboatsandtrenchcoats:

Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Oedipus

Half of our generation wouldn’t even understand that

jacksnowy:

am I the only one who thought Pluto was named after

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We all have that one mutual follower we try to impress with every post.

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spindlebug:

I NEED COMMISSIONS one of my chicks is having breathing trouble and he’s been getting slightly worse over the past couple of days so i need to take him to a vet ;__; i really really don’t want to lose him, he’s little and beautiful and it’s not fair for him to be ill SO:

1. sketch, £10
2. coloured lineart, £20
3. simple painting, £30
4. small coloured linearty things, £10 each
5. shaded sketch, £14

+£2 for each commission because paypal takes money off for service

pricing is based on the examples here

thankyouuuu i aim to get around £60-£100 because i have no idea how much money it’ll cost for the vets :c they’re usually extortionate with their fees and i’m not sure what medication he’ll need, if any

joshsux:

when mcdonalds accidentally gives you an extra chicken nugget

pumpkinlessidjit:

jadedgalvanizer:

timelordsatan:

ambular-d:

pumpkinlessidjit:

i want there to be an angel that descends from the heavens only when someone is being stupid

and the angel just gently places their hand over the person’s mouth

and whispers in a voice filled with heavenly beauty and love

“no”

ANABIEL

LOOK IT UP

IM SCREECHING LOOK LOOK AT THE ART LOOK HOW PRETTY IT IS OH MY GOSH <33333333333

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