thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

permissiontogoafterhim:

[x]

SAMUEL L JACKSON IS WATCHING YOU

NO SPOILERS

freckledstyle-horseface:

Why I’m Still Single: A Trilogy

joshpeck:

becausebirds:

How my Red-tailed Hawk says hello. x

WHO JUST OWNS A HAWK

sexhaver:

fairycave:

sexhaver:

nobody in college gives a shit ive seen peope walking to class in heavy snow in sweats and a tshirt and flip flops ive seen people wear studio headphones in lecture ive heard so many professors curse its really some next level shit and high school did not prepare me for it

I was not prepared for university particularly this one lecturer that would slip in a photograph of fisting into presentations to check we were paying attention

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fluffpudge:

and it doesn’t matter who you’re saying it to

fluffpudge:

and it doesn’t matter who you’re saying it to

the waitomo caves of new zealand’s northern island, formed two million years ago from the surrounding limestone bedrock, are home to an endemic species of bioluminescent fungus gnat (arachnocampa luminosa, or glow worm fly) who in their larval stage produce silk threads from which to hang and, using a blue light emitted from a modified excretory organ in their tails, lure in prey who then become ensnared in sticky droplets of mucus.

photos from spellbound waitomo tours, forevergone, blue polaris, and martin rietze. (more cave photos) (more bioluminescence photos)

(Source: zenmasterdre)

rcmclachlan:

I’m watching X-Men (2000) and holy shit everyone looks so young. Hugh Jackman looks like a goddamn college student. Anna Paquin was practically a fetus.

And then there’s Patrick Stewart. He looks the same as I imagine he did in 976 AD.

monobeartheater:

misses-sauce:

This is what anime sounds like to our parents

ITS THE THING

(Source: neydimneoldum)

snorlaxatives:

Yikes

snorlaxatives:

Yikes